They’re thinking about their stock portfolios
“how the FUCK am i going to sell my manufactured good in the american market now???”
“i fucking love ice and cold stuff hell yea. Sliding around is so awesome”
Diplomacy. Warfare. Lines of succession. Keeping the church happy. Staving off the civil war that will inevitably see them assassinated.
Ya know, typical emperor stuff.
“I’m going to become famous for biting some computer geek”
Insert a clever joke about gentoo penguins here
choosing to interpret this as Linus once getting bit by a penguin being the origin story for the penguin becoming the icon of linux and will not be accepting any corrections
How the fuck does neymar do that with the soccer ball.
Fibsh
“feet cold. feet really cold. feet damn cold”
Reform and Opening Up
"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "
fish
answer 1
FUCK it’s cold why the FUCK do I have to be a penguine god FUCKING dammit
answer 2
boy howdy do I love fiddling with computers I think I’ll install some jank ass foss software that I’m not even going to use just so that I can go through the process of setting it up and debugging it yee haw
Probably about video game prices once the Switch 2 game price news hits them.
How I envy their ignorant bliss right now.
Am dinosaur.
