Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in “Cory in the House”, has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.
Bro really went on bluesky and then complained about the people on bluesky
God this trash can smells awful
I’ve twice posting links to bad takes on c/slop (the comm for posting bad takes) WITH CWs describing the takes in question, only to have people complaining that I made them see bad takes.
I think people have embraced the idea that free will doesn’t really exist (probably true) too much and now expect society to deterministically lead them down a primrose path where they’re never even given the option to make a(n even minorly) bad choice.