you can’t just ask why someone has a dick
Yeah that stump in between the legs is its dick. I know this cause it was censored when they showed it in german tv all the time. They wouldnt censor it if it wasnt a genital, right? Right?
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Ritual purposes
Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what’s going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!
Ding ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me am brem da
Am da rem ram am da baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
Bem, bem!
To have crazy sex with
Fuel pump
do NOT ask if crazy frog was on Epstein flight logs
…because of how he was born
It’s a mammal
The crazy is stored in the penis.
It’s the mind product of early twenty swedish men, so perfect intersection of having little qualms about showing hog (swede) and finding dicks funny (guy in his early 20s)
“If I had known that this was going to be such a big thing I would not have allowed them to use that stupid name. It has nothing to do with the character. It’s not a frog and it’s not particularly crazy either.” - Erik Wernquist
he regrets his creation, much like any god…
So he can do praxis and post hog non-stop.
Its so he can reproduce
To fuck your mom obviously
