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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

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We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    Bad Dragon robot butt plug?

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    AI = Anal Inspection

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      Anal Intelligence - it gives your ass the approximate smarts.
      They call it ‘The Smartass’.

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        I’d rather be a smart ass then a dumb ass

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      With Rektal AI© all your worries are over. We now have a 12 billion dollar valuation based on the fantastic idea and investor excitement. ACT NOW.

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    This has got to be for shooting ridiculous amounts or radiation straight up your ass, right?

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      With Rektal LLM©, our game changing LLM AI will analyze and provide a summary and installation instructions for our neurolinkbot© interface. You can get free installation now if you are a 22 year old, slim girl with a dancing background and limited family ties. ACT NOW!!!

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    Rectum? Damn near killed’em.

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    what does it even do??

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      I NEED THESE GODDAMN POWER POINTS DONE. MEETING WITH VCS TOMORROW. GET ON IT!!!

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      Apparently, it fixes chronic back pain…

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          Thanks, I was too lazy to find that again for context!

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      Rectal Irradiator

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