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- Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
- aboringdystopia@mander.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
- aboringdystopia@mander.xyz
cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320
Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.
I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.
And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:
“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”
or thinking this is a joke:
“That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it”
If you can tell what car it is even when it’s under a tarp it’s a bad design.
I hate Tesla as much as the next guy, but recognizing a thing with just a silhouette doesn’t mean it’s a bad design, it just means it’s unique and memorable
That’s just false. Some of the most beautiful cars ever made have such distinct body lines that most car enthusiasts could easily pick them out even when covered in a tarp.
Yes I picked one that is comically easy because of the giant wing, but I’m using it on purpose. Simply because a car can be identified while coverd doesn’t mean it’s bad design.
Roadrunner?
It’s actually Elon musk under that blanket
I thought it was Saddam Hussein for a second.
Fucking brilliant
JFC that car is humongous. I could fit my small car twice under that tarp, with room to spare. Or that guy is tiny.
They barely fit in parking spaces
Yeah, I would feel so ridiculous, propelling this whole fucking boat just to move my ass to the grocery store…
Makes you wonder “why not put it in your garage” but then oh yeah, because tiny man want big truck to feel big, so big he can’t park it in his garage anymore
I don’t think one would fit in my garage…
A bit of him is probably very tiny.
Edmund’s spec sheet gives a height of 70.5in (5’10.5) so he’s probably around 5’6
Why is he wrapping that dumpster?
Lmao, this is obviously a troll.
It’s not even satire, just straight up trolling.
When you use the cover, guess what gets blocked? The cameras.
So no more sentry mode.
This just makes the cybertruck an even more attractive target.
i think the actual purpose is to prevent water damage
That’s a dust cover, not a waterproof tarp.
Ah, so the purpose is to trap in moisture to accelerate that coveted patina
Coveted Patina is also the less successful sequel to Stephen King’s Needful Things.
Nice
Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.
Finally something in which I can flex my specific knowledge of the human world!
It is a joke: the shape of the truck is quite peculiar and covering hides none of its typical features.
Are you sure? I didn’t see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.
I don’t see any tag in your reply I’ll therefore assume you are being serious and malicious.
Ah yes the F-150 with the sharply angled roof.
Take it as a cautionary tale. Even though depraved money demons control every major aspect of social and news media and you are surrounded by a constant ear-splitting blare of fascistic brown-note, nobody will ever be better at lying to you than yourself.
Swastiboat with sparky tail butt plug