Today, on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he ‘might take a day off’ next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN’T EVEN AT WORK!? He’s probably going to go ‘protest’ genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.
You take 5 minutes for lunch and still call yourself a team player? What’s wrong with your desk that you can’t eat while working? Next you’re going to be telling me you go home at the end of the day and waste valuable company time on commuting that could have been saved by just sleeping in the office
By Ronald Reagans left testicle, you’re right! I need to get to the office. I have a LOT of emails to send. Good thing I’m not clocked in, so my failure won’t cost any company time!
You sleep? That doesn’t sound like hard work to me.
Fuckin’ A. Hardly a rise and grind mindset at all.
Git outta my way librul I did 16 hours at the ball crushing factory!