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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Captain, remember your breathing exercises. They're not worth it.

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Captain, remember your breathing exercises. They're not worth it.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Like 10 seconds away from her in First Contact and he’s down there with a Tommy Gun blazing away.

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      And her response would be like “captain… im sensing anger” while he’s actively mowing down borg that used to be red shirts…

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      My greatest apologies, but I have had to downvote your comment due to the unauthorized promotion of illegal content such as firearms. Ergo, I recommend you do not promote firearms in the future unless you are authorized to own one per se, and that it is permitted in the subreddit. If you write an apology as an edit in your post, then I will retaliate and remove the downvote

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        …and that it is permitted in the subreddit.

        Dude, where do you think you are right now?

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          I love the Voyager feature that marks accounts under 30 days old so you can easily spot trolls and ignore them.

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          *sublemmy My bad, you can remove the downdoot now

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            Caring about downvotes? You’re still in reddit mode dude…

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              Um yeah, they are degrading to my image. I have to keep a good profile

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                This dude is just a troll with a day old account and negative karma. One more for the blocklist.

              • toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.mlBanned
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                What do you think about the Isreal Palestine conflict and the ongoing genocide?

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            *sublemmy

            Keep going, maybe you’ll get it right eventually.

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        This isn’t Reddit. Don’t make comments like that.

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          Ergo, reddit promotes illegal activity I take it? 🤔🤔

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            no.
            Your comment was dumb.

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            Ergo, vis-a-vis, cogito ergo sunt, per se. Exempli gratia, id est, quod erat demonstratum. Errare humanum est, carpe diem et requiescat in pace. In vinum veritas, semper fidelis, et pluribus unum.

            I cast you away demon, with my fancy latin words.

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        Edgy, using tragedy for a joke. Bet the other 11th graders think you’re pretty funny.

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          You think this is a joke??

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            Sorry. I meant 8th graders.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        Removed by mod

        • toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.mlBanned
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          Why so mad? I thought it was funny, especially now. Trololololololololl

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        Man, I dunno what you’re smoking, but I want some

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        How dare you sir.

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        I can’t tell if troll or not. Good job.

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          Same

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