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minus-squareHalosheep@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 months agoYou think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
minus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months ago“Everything written on the internet is true.” -Abraham Lincoln, 1801.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoThe internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That’s why it was designed to be lie-proof.
minus-squareVitoRobleslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 months agoAbraham Lincoln was born in 1809, making it literally impossible for him, even telepathically, to say that quote. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
“Everything written on the internet is true.”
-Abraham Lincoln, 1801.
The internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That’s why it was designed to be lie-proof.
Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809, making it literally impossible for him, even telepathically, to say that quote.
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.