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Let’s not forget being hunted by the crackhead his uncle finessed out of said mood ring (at least per Bilbo’s original telling of the tale)
Hehe, you called gollum a crackhead…
after that everyone goes in a hole and the stoner friend gets in a fist fight with a fire demon. after that the preppy dickhead no one liked gets killed by the stoner friends recently sober buddy who seems like maybe his 12 step program is actually a cult and everyone gets really sad about it
Don’t you disrespect Boromir, son of Denethor, son of Ecthelion in front of me !
Much better, thanks.
Holy shit, someone could make a 2000’s-style stoner comedy with this general plot and most movie-goers would never pick up on it. Like a modern-day “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
That’s what I’m thinking… I need a fanfic version of this that I can read!
Lel imagine being inside of creative work and your metaphor shacks up with your comparison and now metaphors are going after metaphors so you try to metaphor like a simile. Imagine lel
