ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
  • jaemo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    13·
    5 days ago

    Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

    Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

    You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.

  • underwire212@lemm.eeEnglish
    61·
    7 days ago

    Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

  • Whateley@lemm.eeEnglish
    44·
    7 days ago

    I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

    All my homies shit on ICE, too.

  • EpeeGnome@lemm.eeEnglish
    221·
    6 days ago

    Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

  • Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    24·
    7 days ago

    Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    5 days ago

    ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.

  • Carl@lemm.eeEnglish
    26·
    7 days ago

    ICE is America’s brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

  • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    6 days ago

    Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

    • Hupf@feddit.orgEnglish
      1·
      5 days ago

      Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.

  • Eyedust@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    21·
    7 days ago

    If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I’ve ever shit in life, they’d still have more purpose and respect than they do now.

    i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.