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Gotta scare away the sharks! They’re not going to try and eat a massive dick.
This is why politicians rarely die in shark attacks
I always thought sharks didn’t bite politicians because the politicians are full of shit.
Makes me wonder if the surfer prefers oversized cocks
Riding a d*ick
Bet she always prefers being on top
So Beyonce really was singing about a surfboard.
Real
I feel like this would be better suited for atbge