The coolest magical items don’t “break the scaling” anyway, because they do cool weird stuff, rather than just giving you spells or numbers.

Wow, all this wonderful discussion off a silly meme, it warms my heart. Happy gaming everyone, just remember as long as everyone is having fun (GMs too) you’re doing it right.

I suspend the tarrasque between dimensions to incapacitate it and prepare to create a post-scarcity society based off its infinitely replenishing flesh, blood and bones.