I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games
VagabondShad
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VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Vampires learned it from the Fey.English19·1 year agoA cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Gotta adventure just to pay child supportEnglish2·1 year agoUgh too true
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Gotta adventure just to pay child supportEnglish9·1 year agoYep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.
And now you know
🎶 I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Which studio do we bully to get this made?English19·1 year agoAs I’ve seen before, there’s only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:
- Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck
Or
- Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Which studio do we bully to get this made?English6·1 year ago“Hide behind the mound of dead bards!”
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•My rogue is proficient in "Hand"...English12·1 year agoProficient in “what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP”
Maybe it’s supposed to be butter and jelly/jam/preserves? Idk maybe it’s an attempt to infiltrate by extra-planer beings
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Well. Now I know what I'm doingEnglish14·1 year agoAs a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs
Rolls Insight* 20 “Clearly the pineapple is the slut.”
Clearly the “cat” is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•It comes up more often than you'd thinkEnglish121·1 year agoI’ll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt’s Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•A community service announcement for bards and other horny PCsEnglish2·1 year agoKarlach is the exception.
At some point the bard will get out and then they’ll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I’m doing just fine… 🎶
I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Is... Is that the Pink Displacer Beast theme song?English14·1 year ago“I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!”
“That is not my blink dog”
Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Has this been posted before? My goldfish brain can't remember. Staff go BRRREnglish3·2 years agoI’ll let you know if I find it, you do the same deal? 👍
VagabondShad@ttrpg.networkto RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•This campaign will be smooth and meticulously planned outEnglish16·2 years agoI see Farscape, I upvote
Me: fireball isn’t the answer to everything
My son: No?
Me: No. Fireball is the question.
Son: Fireball is the question?
Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes