First stop: Arby’s. I’m going to die anyways.
It’s a great thought experiment to get us to think about what is truly important -
No one is going to answer “work more” or “continue to conform to other’s expectations of me.” or any other thing that we are taught to believe are important.
Sure having some savings is important, your health is important (except maybe not so much in this instance), but really life is about experiencing life not creating shareholder value or working hard to blend into the crowd just to make other people less uncomfortable.
I know I went off on a tangent, I do that often. But I’ve been thinking more about how in the west we are taught aggressively from a young age what is deemed important (work, money, prestige, name brand things, etc) and what is frivolous (hobbies, family, friends, etc) and then people wonder why life sucks. It doesn’t suck, it’s that you are trying to conform to something that goes against your true nature.
To answer the question: travel, spend time with people I love, play video games, eat more cheeseburgers, drink more beer.
Find a heroin dealer. It’s about the only situation where I’d touch that stuff.
Ask if there’s an expedite process.
Get another opinion.
Second opinion: “That other doctor had the month wrong, you only have 28 days to live”
After doing all the tests again they found that you have died already.
Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.
Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
Good thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.
Luigi
Same, same. If immediate consequences don’t matter, fuck it.
31 days of perfect health and then drop dead? Or 31 days of slow, debilitating, crushing agony and pain and then death? I just lost my best friend to perotineal cancer, from diagnosis to her passing was 97 days. She made plans to travel with her daughter, spend time with friends, write a will, etc. but she ended up spending a majority of that time in the hospital on heavy duty narcotics and offer her nut because of them. I don’t think anyone would plan on spending their last 31 days like that but it’s more realistic.
Tldr: do the things you would do with news like this now… Don’t wait until it might be impossible.
I’m so sorry for your loss.
I appreciate that. She was an amazing person. I told her she was just dying so she didn’t have to suffer through another Trump presidency.
I’d probably dedicate some days each week to friends or family, to have more active contact before it’s late, but be shamelessly selfish the other days and spend them trying to finish some of my hobby projects and finally finishing The Witcher 3 if possible.
That’s going to be rough to those currently on my daily agenda, like partner and kid, but I’ve given so much to them, and so little to others I care about, that the balance has to be leaning towards the latter.
Not sure if I actually could do that though. But that’s what I’d hope I’d be able to push for.
Play Super Mario Bros as the second player for 31 days straight.
Mario Party is a game where everyone participate.
Just saying.
I don’t think you’re picking up what I’m putting down.
He is. Read it again.
If “I’m dying in 31 days” doesn’t work as a pickup line, then fuck my life anyways.
Ask my wife to take the month off, or quit her job, then spend 25 days doing whatever she wants. The last week we can spend with my family.
Get a second opinion
“You got 5"
5 what?
“4 3 2 1”
Doctor says “I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live”
I said “Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?”
Doctor comes back, "I couldn’t get ahold of you yesterday!
(24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)
Probably play some Shotgun Mario and Luigi…
Same.
