Fixes your CNS and cures cancer, if only the sheeple knew… Baaaa

  • HorreC@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 hours ago

    I just dont get it, cant one be charged for giving medical advice when they are not a doctor? Wouldnt this fall under that?

  • mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    23·
    10 hours ago

    My dad reshared one of these posts. (That version had a picture of the veterinary bottle that said for cows and pigs.)

    My mom had RA(so immunocompromised) and died from covid.

    Honestly, it made me angry, but depressed feelings managed to overshadow that. I mean, what the FUCK! How can you spread that bullshit when YOUR WIFE died from covid. HOW?!!!

    I’m just like, “so you think if she has just taken some dewormer she would still be alive and not suffering RA pain?” If only we had known…

    Sorry, I wanted to vent.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    5·
    8 hours ago

    It even stops you from stubbing your toe against the bed frame and stepping on Legos will no longer hurt, it’s a miracle drug!

  • esc27@lemmy.world
    42·
    18 hours ago

    1. It can regrow missing limbs

    2. It prevents bad breath

    3. It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones

    4. It kills bed bugs

    5. It prevents wrinkled clothing

    6. It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick

    7. It makes feet smell like fresh bread

    8. It improves night vision in areas with high humidity

    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
      15·
      15 hours ago

      Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        5·
        12 hours ago

        Tooth paste

        1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
        2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
        3. Your teeth will be white forever.
        4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

        Low tire pressure

        1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
            2·
            11 hours ago

            Nonono, you don’t understand.

            Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it’ll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).

            • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
              3·
              10 hours ago

              Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.

    • Pennomi@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      17 hours ago

      And yet it still can’t treat erectile dysfunction. Sad because all these conspiracy theorists need it.

  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    19 hours ago

    I mean, it’s not just a horse dewormer… it’s also a good human dewormer too. In a way… I’m kinda sad that the right wing chose to worship such a mildly toxic medication, if they’d rallied around calomel or something the world might be a better place.

  • FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee
    15·
    18 hours ago

    How does it fight autoimmune disorders and improve the immune system at the same time??

    • Tomassci@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      2·
      15 hours ago

      Particularly when there are immunologists that think both of those can be solved by more contact with benign parasites?

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        3·
        12 hours ago

        I remember when the “immune system is like a muscle” theory where ridiculed with the “shoot yourself with increasingly larger caliber bullets to build up immunity from being shot”, but then the skeptics of the internet thought feminism was a bigger threat to society, than pseudoscience, because of evolutionary psychologists (who often were creationists ironically).

        • lukewarm_ozoneEnglish
          2·
          8 hours ago

          It’s a Lemmy feature. Every instance can have a list of slurs that’s automatically removed from all messages. You can see the instance’s slur regex in the /site api endpoint, key slur_filter_regex. Lemmy.ca’s filter bans the word “retarded” among some other things.

          I’ve looked at a few other instances and they’re all interestingly different. Someone should do data science on this. E.g., I’ve yet to find an instance that uses it to automatically censor ideologically opposing sites, which is better than I expected, but it’s almost certain that some instances do.