• Boddhisatva@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Meanwhile at Google, searches for the height of Marjorie Taylor Greene suddenly spike.

    It’s 5’ 3". Saved you a search.

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        You’re imagining all of the shit being clumped together at once, as if 50+ people all shat into a pile to create her.

        What is much more likely is that she was shat out by a single individual, giving the piles time to dry up a little bit between each shitting. Providing that extra bit of structural integrity it takes for her to do that crossfit bullshit.

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      Thanks. I don’t suppose you happen to know the height of the virginia guy they just arrested and were “investigating” for over a year? the one with shitloads of pipebombs?