Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat is a human behaviour you've never understood?message-squaremessage-square342fedilinkarrow-up1178arrow-down17
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a human behaviour you've never understood?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square342fedilink
minus-squareAnissem@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down3·3 days agoHandshaking. We’ve both touched our crotch recently, let’s not
minus-squareRivalarrivallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·3 days agoI support this. Let’s just fuck instead.
minus-squareDocMcStuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoI was hoping that would go away when covid stuck around. People still want to shake hands! shakes head
minus-squarenocturne@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoI put out my fist when someone tries to shake my hand.
minus-squarefuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoI hope you’ve washed your hand since the last time you’ve touched down there.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoBut what if I want to touch your crotch?
Handshaking. We’ve both touched our crotch recently, let’s not
I support this. Let’s just fuck instead.
I was hoping that would go away when covid stuck around. People still want to shake hands!
shakes head
I put out my fist when someone tries to shake my hand.
They shake your fist anyway
I hope you’ve washed your hand since the last time you’ve touched down there.
nahhh I just lick my hands clean
Depends on the bathroom
But what if I want to touch your crotch?