• Windex007@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        “Take the red pill, take the blue pill, heck… Take em both!”

        Neo nervously takes the blue pill

        Doctor Teeth immediately slams the red pill

        “Whoa!”

        Doctor Teeth pulls two giant pill bottles (red and blue) and starts chugging them both

        Camera pans to the ground as extra blue and red pills hit the ground as if spent brass

        “Huh. Nothing else yet… … Wait a minute… WHHHOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!”

        Doctor Teeth starts vibrating and smoke starts pouring from his ears

        “WWWWHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

        Doctor Teeth phases out of this dimension, disappearing, but you can still hear his voice through the ether

        “SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!”