ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down114cross-posted to: orphancrushing@lemmy.world
arrow-up1441arrow-down1imageThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square92fedilinkcross-posted to: orphancrushing@lemmy.world
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours agoBut where will I get my orphan paste you monster
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 hours agoSynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 hours agoBut that chemical aftertaste, eww.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoThat is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoPshh, that’s horsecock You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoAll things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoYes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.
But where will I get my orphan paste you monster
Synthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
But that chemical aftertaste, eww.
That is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
Pshh, that’s horsecock
You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
All things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
Yes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.