Reading this is such a dystopian nightmare of corporate speak:
The partnership with PepsiCo is an exciting milestone in our journey to become America’s favorite place to eat, drink and work
represents two iconic companies coming together to further their commitment to delivering operational excellence and driving breakthrough innovation for consumers
we’re elevating the consumer experience with dynamic beverage and snack offerings
https://wgntv.com/news/in-rare-shift-subway-says-its-ditching-coca-cola-products/
Reading this is such a dystopian nightmare of corporate speak:
Where’s the breakthrough innovations with soda and sandwiches? Where is the Crystal Subway sandwich or a footlong Pepsi?
Mountain Dew Extreme Meatball Sub!
I’m sure ChatGPT worked hard on regurgitating decades of existing corporate speak for this nonsense.