Che Banana
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Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoNew York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyz•Judge Blocks Trump Administration Tactics in L.A. Immigration Raids2·2 days agoNext headline:
Trump admin ignores judges orders…
there’s mango, somewhere, in this…does this count as food?
Yes. I say yes.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What does everyone here do when you can’t sleep and are wide awake besides being on phone? [serious]2·3 days agoAmbien can be crazy though, my mother used to go out and eat an entire cake (or cook something and eat it all) in the middle of the night. More anecdotes than can be counted.
As an alternative (because, being her child I would probably do the same and would rather not) I made mini brownies with 3MG THC and threw them in the freezer …30 seconds in the microwave and in an hour I’m sound asleep.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Earth, Environment, and Geosciences@mander.xyz•Dams around the world hold so much water they've shifted Earth's poles, new research showsEnglish41·4 days agoThank kind of statement doesn’t hold water…
‘Portugal can fuck right off’
- cartologist probably
Last ‘weekend’ of the summer (we open 6 days/WK for Jul-Aug) so it’s beach, beer, fries, beer, club sandwich, beer, chopitos (fried baby squiddies), beer, and beer
lol…same when I started out!
Good work, there should be a feature on your smartwatch app that pauses automatically when you’re stopped?
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?1·13 days agoTHERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?1·14 days agoSo, the garlic was there because we bought a 3L tin of olive oil, we would get loads of bread from school and drank wine
We were culinary students, so the wine was ‘necessary’ and since we had to make a choice about spending money we spent it on olive oil, garlic and wine.
A solid career investment, if you will.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?3·14 days agoStudent at university shared the 2br. house with 4 other dudes, in Poughkeepsie NY in the mid 90s, 2 who lived there originally had the bedrooms, me and one guy got the dining room we dividend with furniture, milk crates & curtains… everyone had a good time in the living room hearing me and one of my dates fucking…like the entire crew and their friends lined up like judges at a field sporting event
The bathroom was always wet… every surface
the boiler would often shut down, freezing us…most of the time on the weekends when we couldn’t get it running again
prostitutes would walk up to our door
the oil pipe to the boiler leaked outside
2 dogs & a snake as well, nothing in the fridge except garlic and weed (how my friend paid for his college tuition)
Nonono…the biking is the coping mechanisms!!! (I had a v. high stress job)
Buying gear is for dopamine, silly person…
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Democrats Force Reading of GOP’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” After Key Senate Vote21·14 days agoCrazy me, thinking this filibuster less bill could get filibustered…so silly of me.
Maybe it would have already been rewritten if Schumer and the other turds didn’t let the temporary budget pass and forced a shutdown.
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT THEATER
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Politics@beehaw.org•Republican Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina won't run in 2026 after opposing Trump's bill3·15 days agoneither one will, they’re just waiting for their target income stream to be met, then they’ll vote for it
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Democrats Force Reading of GOP’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” After Key Senate Vote33·15 days agolol, no…they don’t know how to filibuster, they’re just going to be compliant & complicit
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoNew York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyz•G.O.P. Bill Adds Surprise Tax That Could Cripple Wind and Solar Power2·15 days agoGOP going for broke now, going to rob the country before it’s ungovernable
my banking app now has ads :(