• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they’ll believe you.

      In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit … because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.

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    Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I’ve had it like 3 times and the “worst” thing I’ve done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much

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    Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.

    Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!

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    That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

  • Kairos
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    What the fuck even is “ad council”?

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      “The Ad Council, founded in 1942, is an American nonprofit organization dedicated to producing and promoting public service announcements (PSAs) on behalf of various sponsors, including government agencies and nonprofits. It collaborates with advertising agencies that create these PSAs pro bono, addressing significant social issues with national relevance.“

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      IDK.

      Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn’t stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.

      I couldn’t take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.

      Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.

      weed man, it’s a gateway drug to murderous rage. I’ll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.

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    Yup. If there’s one thing I associate with getting high, it’s not the couch, snacks, or cartoons. It’s the violent bursts of homicidal insanity.