• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    Rubber ducks can’t write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say “[X] doesn’t work” or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.

    On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that’s been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.

    Lucky little yellow bastards.