Rubber ducks can’t write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say “[X] doesn’t work” or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.

On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that’s been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.

Lucky little yellow bastards.

The duck need its emotional programmer support.

We need to pay the programmers to put the problems in the code.

This is about LLMs

I can easily imagine someone saying this unironicaly