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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The thing that shouldn't be

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The thing that shouldn't be

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    What an obnoxious behaviour. What problem she had with cheddar cheese on pizza?

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      “This is not the cheese for pizza! Why? Why you do this?!” she kept saying over and over, I thought she was joking at first but genuinely distressed. Tbh she was a bit of a strange woman (and I say this as an objectively strange man). It didn’t last longer than a few months!

      Final straw was when she had been saying she missed home badly, so for her next visit I bought a dining table, assembled it myself, bought a bunch of Italian foods, some Italian wine, got it all setup with a nice tablecloth and spread when she got to mine, and she literally went “meh” when she sat down hahaha.

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        This is not the proper sauce! Why? Why you do this?!

        -Her ancestors in the 16th century when they see someone using this new thing called tomato for sauce.

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      It’s not mozzarella from some specific region, probably.

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        Scare away Italians with one simple dish

        https://kitchenatics.com/recipes/homemade-four-cheese-pizza/

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