• MonkeMischief
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    4 days ago

    “Have you ever had a dream where like, where, where like um you could…”

  • Sprinks@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

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    19 days ago

    Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

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    19 days ago

    It’s fucking laminated as well!

    Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

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    19 days ago

    My landlady texts like that. But I think she’s just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one’s on the drugs

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      19 days ago

      Yeah, it sucks to be on the side where people will pick apart your words to see if they can intentionally misconstrue anything. So you have to very carefully craft all sentences to reduce the chance that any of them can be misinterpreted. Instead of the side where you can just say whatever you want and if it doesn’t play well, you were retroactively actually joking.