BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of […]
being fair, this election cycle has made it genuinely hard to tell at a glance.
If I had a nickel for every time I went
this past year after reading a headline and then realizing it isn’t the onion, I’d be a very rich man.