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I wouldn’t say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.
“Up or down?”
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…
Were you the Pac-man guy?
Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.
I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the “secret shopper” once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.
She IS the escort.
Why do you assume she doesn’t have clearance?
Only cleav…ance. Haha!
No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.
And if she’s holding it in her hand to put on? I just can’t imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.
Then she’s going to keep getting challenged by security until she clips the damn badge on the damn dress.
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
Thanks for making me laugh!
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
so its a rodeo
If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?
A hotdog is a taco.
A hotdog is not a sandwich.
If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.
But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.
QED.
In German, that would be a just a sausage
Do you have a term like “hotdog” for a sausage of questionable origin in a bun? Or is it, like, sausageofquestionableorigininabun like other German compound words? 😁
nah in this case it’s just sausage on its own - i know, boring 😄 people only refer to it as hotdog only if it’s in a bun
The best German word is backfeifengezicht. It means: “a face in need of a slap/punch”
It is The Primordial Soup
I would like the primordial salad instead
I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
Tip my fedora and say M’Lady
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
