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  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Missed opportunity

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        Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

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          My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

          • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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            My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

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              deleted by creator

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        Preferences.

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      That’s where the cum button is tho

    • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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      Your loss because that shit is lit

    • z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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      Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I’ve been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I’ve gotta say…just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand…

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        You don’t perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

      • Allero
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        Oral is above everything

        But anal play is really good too for those into it.

    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      Coward.

      • Nelots@lemm.ee
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        Name checks out.

      • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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        Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.

        • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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          Unironically a great reason to use condoms. Condom protects the interted item from fecal matter, and can be disposed of after the fact meaning cleanup is quick and easy

        • EleventhHour@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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          That’s why you wash first

          • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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            if poop has touched a surface, turns out i don’t care how much you wash it, ACTUALLY. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it’d still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw (for those who enjoy ‘eating ass’ for instance).

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              He clearly don’t know anything about anal sex if that’s what you think it is.

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    Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Pegging is less painful

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well

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      I mean there’s a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values

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        Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.

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          I’m straight and I like it tho.

          Fragile masculinity makes you miss a lot of things ig.

          • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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            I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

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          It’s a shame that gay guys have such a monopoly on butt stuff

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        Eh. Tried to find that miraculous erogenous zone in the arse… nothing there. Not a yuck nor a yum. Just really did nothing for me.

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    Weird that this is a meme, that’s how relationships work (anal is optional).

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      That’s how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don’t expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid’s school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don’t really care as long as everything is trucking along and we’re happy

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        Plain verbs don’t imply 50/50 IMO.

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    Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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        Lava vs magma

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        I think it’s mostly a sight thing, as long as I can’t see the poop then I don’t care

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don’t really want that in my search history.

      • mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de
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        taking the community name literally, huh …

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      not to be too stereotypically reddit butt…

      a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

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        What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

        • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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          “Death Star Superlaser”

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          It goes from “A” to “G”

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          No no, he’s right.

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          eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

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        This person gets it

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        I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

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          There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.

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          Dedicated bidets make no sense to me, and they’re usually the obnoxious european type where its a fucked up combination of sink and toilet.

          Japanese style smart-toilet bidets are the shit. You install it on your regular toilet, and when you’re done you press a button and your asshole is clean.

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          mine just attached under my toilet seat. the water line connects to the existing toilet water line. it came with the fitting i needed and was easier than Legos to set up.

          think i payed like $25 on Amazon like 5 years ago. i try not to buy from Amazon anymore, but I’m sure there are many reasonable options out there elsewhere.

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      Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

      He did a ton a maintenance but it’s a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

      I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

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        I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

        But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn’t give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I’ve seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

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          the horny brain will actively chemically supresses our “ick” reaction. we’re literally less capable of being grossed out when having sex.

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      Just get an anal douche.

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        What did you just call me! /s

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      I don’t get the appeal honestly and I’m a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?

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    Hell yeah brother

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      * step-brother

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        did they stutter!?

        ^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^

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          Why is the stereotype of incest, an Alabama thing? According to Wikipedia, it is only legal in New Jersey and Rhode Island.

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            lol Alabama representative trying to throw off the scent.

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              https://media1.tenor.com/m/XetvQf_JDtAAAAAC/skeletor-out.gif

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    Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

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      Second that.

      It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the “receiving” end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you’ll likely love it too!

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        Sameee.

        I was somewhat skeptical at first but it’s fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.

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    Legitimately though.

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    deleted by creator

  • شاهد على إبادة@lemm.ee
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    💯

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    Not to demonize ass stuff but this seems like it says boyfriends who cook and clean are gay/bi… Am I missing something?

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      I mean, the picture does (seem to) show a heterosexual relationship. Unless you think only gay/bi dudes do butt stuff then idk what you’re reading into

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        This seems like a right wing meme. Really, at first I didn’t see this was a shit post so that’s my bad.

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