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It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That’s why I’m on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It’s a cycle of violence
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east
I was talking about romanian men, not american ones
Fuck off with the baiting.
“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.
Serious question.
Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That’s normal::: spoiler spoiler
So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.
According to Wikipedia, “the world population … was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion.”
There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.
Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.
I think you’ll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don’t enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.
They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that’s harder tho
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
But men’s long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.
Amen
It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
I’d remove the religious implications and say “it’s always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group”
I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.
Yeah but then you don’t get the point of “man in sky and evil guy beneath the ground not real” across
Believe me, I’m all for using religious imagery when it’s appropriate for getting the point across. However, the whole point of OP’s statement is lost if it’s not made clear that religion itself is the primary source of this evil. Otherwise, “It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God,” could just as easily mean “my god is right and yours is the devil.”
Fair point, but using ambiguous religious language to convey the dangers of religion seems a bit open to misinterpretation, imo.
It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you’re also still valid.
In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn’t. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I’d say, go ahead.
I don’t think “valid” is a proper word for someone’s life. You don’t have to be validated by anyone, you don’t own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
I’ve done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I’m just cruising along.
Do you have a certificate saying that?
Hi-no-kids-five!
How I do love that sweet, sweet expendable income.
You guys have expendable income?
I can’t complain too much, because I usually end each month with a couple hundred in pocket money, but one of the primary reasons I don’t have kids is cause there’s no way in hell I’m going to afford it. The $200ish a month that I waste on weed and video games are not going to afford diapers and daycare.
Yeah, it’s not really that much, but it’s precisely for that reason that I know after paying for my own necessities, I can’t afford mini-mes. And let’s not even get started on the emotional baggage I picked up in childhood that keeps me convinced to this day it’s best to just not perpetuate a negative cycle my family seems stuck in.
Reminder that you don’t have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.
Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you’ve written and checking for errors.
In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).
Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don’t have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I’d actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
Look at men’s bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
I can certainly try
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hard to argue with
When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud. I’ve since lost the text, however.
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
Nice
I’m hard, argue with me
After you put your pants back on.
Beautiful!
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
you too?
<3
Men and Women are different.
not all men and women
in what way
bobs and vagene?
instance checks out
By this logic you really can’t expect me to pee in the toilet. I can’t have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I’m coming to a yard near you!
When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.
