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minus-squareBiskii@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·15 hours agoWhy Mew got them little T-Rex arms?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoBecause, as the first Pokemon and basis of all others, it’s a Pokemon baby/embryo/2001: A Space Odyssey reference.
minus-squaresubtext@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·15 hours agoI mean if you can do literally fuckin’ everything with just psychic powers why would you need anything more than T-Rex arms
minus-squareBiskii@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·14 hours agoWhy T-Rex got them little Mew arms?
minus-squareSailorMoss@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoBecause normal armed T-Rexes just sat around jacking off all day and refused to go get a girlfriend. Thus they were bred out of existence.
minus-squarescrollo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-213 hours agoYou activated my sleeper phrase. I am awake now.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-214 hours agoT-rex unfortunately ain’t a psychic type as far as I know
minus-squarepyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoI don’t think we have a way of measuring whether any dinosaur was psychic or not.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoFair point, they could have all had psychic moves and we’ll never know
minus-squareBiskii@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·14 hours agoAlakazam has those nice long arms so he can eat his cereal
Why Mew got them little T-Rex arms?
Because, as the first Pokemon and basis of all others, it’s a Pokemon baby/embryo/2001: A Space Odyssey reference.
It’s a cat
I mean if you can do literally fuckin’ everything with just psychic powers why would you need anything more than T-Rex arms
Why T-Rex got them little Mew arms?
Because normal armed T-Rexes just sat around jacking off all day and refused to go get a girlfriend. Thus they were bred out of existence.
You activated my sleeper phrase. I am awake now.
T-rex unfortunately ain’t a psychic type as far as I know
I don’t think we have a way of measuring whether any dinosaur was psychic or not.
Fair point, they could have all had psychic moves and we’ll never know
Alakazam has those nice long arms so he can eat his cereal