Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.
My cat’s not very useful, but he’s heckin’ cute.
Winner!
Me. I’m competent as fuck.
me.
nobody else in here. and there aren’t any other tools around.
(self-burn. the rarest of burns)
My wife.
Myself. none of the other things would do anything without me.
Oops. Tied for first!
The tap, it generates water out of the void
Real magic
What you’re tapping is another universe. They’re wondering where their water is disappearing to.
Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.
The bidet.
This guys bidet.
I, too, choose this guy’s bidet.
These guys bidet
Me
Me too!
Toilet paper
I would argue the plumbing system beneath and behind you is more useful.
Arguably. Though I could just use a hole in the ground. I’d say the sink is a close second. If I was in the wilderness and I needed to choose one though, I’d choose the toilet paper.
My job occasionally takes me out into middle of nowhere unmanned industrial facilities. I keep a roll of toilet paper in a plastic coffee can, because these facilities usually don’t have facilities.
These little USB light bulb things… They were like a nickel each and I use them with my power banks and when I just need a light
Depends on purpose. We’re complex creatures. Sometimes we need food. Sometimes we need to stay warm. sometimes we need to battle the dark thoughts in our head.