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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    I’m at home with ruptured vaginal cyst. Dare you to try this.

    • MBM@lemmings.world
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      8 months ago

      That’s not a fun combination of words, take care

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      Are there even women on Lemmy?

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        fuck off back to 2010 reddit

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          Fuck off to wherever dumb comebacks originate

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Well im a women and im on Lemmy, so yes

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          I guess the joke went over everyone’s head.

          Shrug

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            No you just sounded like an incel

            • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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              Give me pop culture phrases that don’t suit the criteria for 200 alex

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                I dont follow -_-

          • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Your sexist joke didn’t go over anyone’s head.

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              Yes. It’s very sexist. I hate the sexes

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                ok troll

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                  I mean I was just making a joke about other people making the same joke and being serious. So if you think I’m a “troll” trying to intentionally harm you, it went over your head.

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                    Yes, I’m saying

                    1. it didn’t go over anyone’s head

                    2. it’s sexist

                    You responded to a comment with content that implied the commenter is likely a woman by making a joke centering that fact and othering them for it. It wasn’t relevant to the comment thread and was made simply because of the text of the comment breaking from your own expectation of commenters being men by default, having the same effect as the types of jokes it was satirizing.

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        You are a broken person.

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          Thanks armchair psychiatrist. It was a joke. Maybe not taken as such, but a joke none the less.

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            It was a really shitty “joke” then.

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              Not all jokes land. Cost of doing business.

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                It’s not that it didn’t land. It just sucked.

                You did a bad job. It’s not everyone else’s fault.

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                  Oh I have sold the joke in person and it landed. It’s ok. I know it can be funny in the right place

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                    Ah, another one of those people who can never be wrong, it’s always someone else’s fault.

                    Dont bother to reply, I won’t see it.

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        Wait, yall aren’t dogs using the humans PC while they are gone at work?

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          You get it

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