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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting

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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of the neighborhood dogs he was already planning on shooting.
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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    Funny how the right suddenly cares about animals when they have Kristi Noem shooting dogs, and RFK jr. Killing bears.

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      deleted by creator

  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    They had such an opportunity to mention that politician!

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      Thats too straight forward. On good onion articles youre the one who has to make the connection.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Hard times is a little too punk to give up on dunking on cops just to score points on some shit heel rep.

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    Headline reminds me of the Uvalde cops trying to stop the mom from going in to rescue her kids while they sat scared,

    “Ma’am, ma’am! Leave them alone so I can not go in to rescue them, ma’am!!!”

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Uvalde was certainly a clusterfuck, but the “cops scared” narrative isn’t quite the truth, much more to it.

      https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/inside-the-uvalde-response/

      • Snapz@lemmy.world
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        Don’t just link dump without context of your claim please. Say what you mean to say, and then people can decide if they want to invest time to watch your linked video.

        “Isn’t quite” is vague, what do you mean exactly?

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          At some point you also got to take the time to really dive into the subject you’re talking about though :(

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    “They took our jobs!”

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      Yes

    • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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      Whichever one made the 911 call

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      And their neighbor just because.

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    cop: Who do I shoot?

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    Not-the-onion, huh?

  • Broken_Orange_Juice@lemmy.world
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    Got me laughing my ass off in class

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