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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Forbidden cheese

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Forbidden cheese

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    8 months ago

    HERE COMES AN S

    • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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      8 months ago

      Here come’s an ‘s

    • Gregor@gregtech.eu
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      8 months ago

      ?

      • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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        It’s a reference to the unnecessary apostrophe. The quote was something like “an apostrophe is used to create possessive nouns, it doesn’t mean ‘here comes an s!’”

        • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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          Hahahaha, love it

    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      Brace yourselve’s!

  • germtm.@lemmy.world
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    the guy behind the stall is clearly not happy with this situation.

    • Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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      He’s cheesed. (Sorry, couldn’t help milking it.)

  • proudblond@lemmy.world
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    Does it count when the photographer is taking a picture of the sign and the cheese just happens to be in the frame?

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    “No photo is just”

  • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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    Say cheese! 😬

    • AmidFuror@fedia.io
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      *chee’se

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    I was in a market that had signs up not only prohibiting photos of the case of expensive booze, they also put one up saying not to take notes about it. Guess they’re pretty worried about either corporate espionage or comparison shopping

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      wow it even threatens to take away your photos or notes if you get caught

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        I know, it’s ridiculous. And this was out in the countryside, albeit at a chain store.

        Also, who writes 尚 in kanji? Maybe the only time I’ve seen that.

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          Ikr, it’s trying so hard to sound formal. Maybe they think this will make the rule seem more authoritative

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      If that’s in Japan, aren’t all picture devices required to make a sound when you take a picture?

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        Phones are sold that way, but I’m not sure if it’s by law or convention. But there’s no issue using either foreign-bought devices or apps that don’t make a sound.

        Either way I can’t quite imagine the scene of someone confronting you taking pictures in a grocery store.

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    They should have just took a video, wouldn’t break the sacred rule

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      deleted by creator

      • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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        Sshhhhhh

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    Nice cheeses cheese’s, though.

    Mmm… cheese… (Personally, I consider cheese to be a condiment.)

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    You’re not allowed to take photos because it’d brie weird for cheese to say cheese.

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    don’t you say

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    No photo’s what?

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    I am wearing the cheese, it does not wear me

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