My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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    3 months ago

    Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.