• Dicska@lemmy.world
        19·
        4 months ago

        The good old 2000s when you could host and successfully distribute any virus disguised as something popular by slapping a _full, _HD or .rar/zip (or any combination) at the end of the file name.

        I used to look up lard bread and there was a hit for lard bread_full.rar on the first page.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
          7·
          4 months ago

          I didn’t know what lard bread is, so I looked it up.

          I discovered it was bread with prosciutto baked in. I thought it sounded unappealing.

          Then I thought of “making bacon pancakes” and thought I should open my mind.

          edit: added a missing word.

          • Dicska@lemmy.world
            5·
            4 months ago

            So the thing is, English is not my first language and I used the wrong word. I guess it’s more like greasy bread. Just plain pig fat spread on a slice of bread. But what you just described actually sounds awesome.

            • toynbee@lemmy.world
              4·
              4 months ago

              Ah, I apologize, I did not intend to mock. Both sound potentially appealing. Thanks for the clarification!

              • Dicska@lemmy.world
                4·
                4 months ago

                Oh, there was 0 offense taken, mockery didn’t even cross my mind. I just simply realised I was probably misleading first.

          • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
            2·
            4 months ago

            Like the primary fault in bread is that it doesn’t have enough fat. You can fix that with butter or cheese, but what if you bake saturated fat into the bread?

          • MonkeMischief
            1·
            4 months ago

            I would say “… Definitely into a sandbox” except that might dry out the bread even more. :(

      • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
        8·
        4 months ago

        Root account unavailable, you have not activated the premium account for this Linux installation, please activate by purchasing it for a $5 monthly subscription

        • Baalial@lemm.eeEnglish
          3·
          4 months ago

          Oh it’s subscription based, ok. I have a flash drive for that. Helps me erase the OS and put a whole new one in.

          • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
            2·
            4 months ago

            The installation media you’re attempting to install on this hardware is not supported and does not follow our privacy protection policy, please contact our support team for further assistance

            EDIT: damn I feel like I should get hired by Microsoft or some other sh#t company because I’m getting good at this anti consumer crap

            • Baalial@lemm.eeEnglish
              3·
              4 months ago

              Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn’t see that it was lemmy, I didn’t remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.

              So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣

    • MonkeMischief
      3·
      4 months ago

      Do they at least have a fun shiny mid-2000’s GUI and sweet chiptunes??