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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Planet Of The Apes [spoilers]

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Planet Of The Apes [spoilers]

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    How can someone think so much and come to such a stupid conclusion?

    It’s like walking on your hands because you can’t find your shoes.

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      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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        Uh

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      I assume they only ever watched the awful 2001 version, which has a more faithful ending to the original Planet of the Apes book than the 1968 film. In the book it’s also an alien planet, rather than Earth.

      They probably never bothered to watch the 60s film and just assumed that they knew what was happening because the ending is so iconic and has been widely parodied for 50+ years.

    • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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      Local maximum thinking.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    🎵Oh my God! I was wrong… It was Earth, all along!🎵

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      🎵I guess they finally made a monkey! 🎵

      • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes, we finally made a monkey!

        • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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          🎶You’ve finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee!🎶

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            I love you, Dr. Zaius!

    • MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world
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      Dr. Zayus Dr. Zayus!

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    This reminds me of an early viral email joke:

    Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits. We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. EVERYBODY HURRY!

    http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/glennape.idg/index.html

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    “What the hell is this? Some kind of Planet of the ApesTM?”

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      Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

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    It was built like a big twist at the end but the statue was on the movie poster.

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      No it wasn’t. Though it was on the remastered “collector’s edition” VHS.

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      Marketing always spoils.

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    Annon is just the typical internet media critic. They’ve probably written 10,000 words about the writing of “The Acolyte”

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    Why is this NSFW?

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      Spoilers!

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        I think it’s okay to spoil an iconic film that’s over 50 years old. I doubt anyone who truly doesn’t know the ending of Planet of the Apes will care

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        Don’t be spoiled at work!

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          No Spoilers For Work

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        Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo by stabbing him and throwing him off scaffolding.

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    Spoilers!

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    If that’s true how did Ellis Island end up the coast with rocky cliffs and that statue is iron and copper I we meant to believe it lasted long enough for the marsh land of New York to turn into rocky cliffs and white sand… Pathetic monki

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    Same fellow

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