Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
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Don’t think they were being serious
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What? You don’t love cutting their hair while they’re sleeping?