The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months agoShopping in bulklemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up1895arrow-down111
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·9 months agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·9 months agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoDo you need us to call someone for you?
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.