this is why I like the plastic squeeze bottles, yeah, they’re not a terribly efficient way of delivering whipped chicken embryo slurry, but they’re perfect for carrying around underarm - like a mayo holster, your pit will keep it perfectly warm all day long. sprays right out whenever you want a gulp.
This is the real lifehack for sure, but I found that two arms could never hold enough WCES to get me through the day, so I’ve recently started storing a third bottle in my prison wallet.
I’ve also found it to be a more effective way to keep the 'naise warm, so I tend to alternate the bottle positions throughout the day for more equal warming.
No bro, wtf.
Use the toaster like a normal human.
pfft toasters… lifehack time:
this is why I like the plastic squeeze bottles, yeah, they’re not a terribly efficient way of delivering whipped chicken embryo slurry, but they’re perfect for carrying around underarm - like a mayo holster, your pit will keep it perfectly warm all day long. sprays right out whenever you want a gulp.
This is the real lifehack for sure, but I found that two arms could never hold enough WCES to get me through the day, so I’ve recently started storing a third bottle in my prison wallet.
I’ve also found it to be a more effective way to keep the 'naise warm, so I tend to alternate the bottle positions throughout the day for more equal warming.
a true mayo pro