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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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      I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’ll only wake up if you can prove the waking world is better than this coma world. If it’s worse: I’m staying in here.

    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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      Cobb: “I’ve come back for you… to remind you of something. Something you once knew. That this world is not real.”

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        Mmmm, cobb salad

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    wakes up from coma…

    scratches my butt…

    goes back to sleep

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say “This is the magical student. He’s silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can’t see or hear him, it means you’re an idiot.”

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      Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        He also did a “bit” where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like “Dollas ladies, I need dollas!”

        Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we’ve changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn’t aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.

        Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well…maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.

        Still though…not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn’t happen.

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    What’s funny is that that could be true, but there’s no way to prove if it is or not

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      OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.

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        “Cogito ergo sum”

        Me thinks, me am

        • Rolando@lemmy.world
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          Thanks, Popeye.

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    Huh…

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    “we miss you”

    HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P

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    when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix

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    If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

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    If I never wake up I’ll never have to see the hospital bill.

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    It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.

    I can’t do anything.

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      A frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive!

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    The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple in the image that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account

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    Pretty sure that’s a banana

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    Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.

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      That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think

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    But Master, how do I awaken?

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      You realize that there is no apple.

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