Last piece of gum I’ll ever have. Now I’ll never get into heaven.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    At my first job when I was a teenager, when my coworkers wanted me to take/trade shifts for them, I’d make them sell me their souls. I’d make them sign a contract and then get two other coworkers to sign off as witnesses. I wound up owning at least three people’s souls at that job.

    One of them died in a skateboarding accident some time shortly after high school and I really hope I didn’t doom the poor guy to an afterlife of following me around and waiting to be released from the contract. Even if he was a mildly insufferable Beatles fan.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      3 months ago

      One of them died in a skateboarding accident some time shortly after high school and I really hope I didn’t doom the poor guy to an afterlife of following me around and waiting to be released from the contract. Even if he was a mildly insufferable Beatles fan.

      uh oh you need to release his soul