What if it was Boba Feet and he didn’t wear shoes

Uhm, ackshually, it’s a mass stabbing

Yim yum!

Who up oiling they seed

I hope you all have been well and you have instituted fully automated luxury communism (with gay characteristics) in my absence.

Oh shit, we forgot to do that and instead had a huge struggle session.

Seanis Beanis

But it says this for every post

Analyzing post …
By my analysis, the best comm for this post is …
/c/badposting

Pizza is a vegetable

Very efficient, having two bosses

Mmm, power hungwy

Yeah, DOGE looks like a busy box for Trump to staff with people that annoy him so that they’re kept busy and away from him

Your posts are funny and informative. Hope you stick around.

He’s going to send out pills to every American to take containing brain worm eggs.

Tropical depression to replace my seasonally affected depression

Would be hilarious if the senate didn’t confirm him after he already officially resigned. It won’t happen, but it would be funny.

They’re special: they have the power of God and Bandera on their side!

Please spend more money on our MIC investors!