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    I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye

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      Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.

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        Roughly translated:

        We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

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        Nice try, Bobby

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        I’m too lazy to translate this

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          Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.

          Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.

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      Hellman’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups

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        Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?

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          Yes

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      Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.

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      Directed by M Night Hellman

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      The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise

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        It was a joke, I never go to the office any more

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          It was that bad? Wow, you have some serious mayo haters there

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