• RuBisCO@slrpnk.net
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    3 months ago

    AmplifyBio should rebrand to AmplifyCruelty.

    Also, we’re Satan-hybrids now? That’s awesome! Coolest thing they’ve called us yet.

    Vance’s investment in Rumble is more on-brand. That company hosts insidious films by anti-vaxxers, who’ve spread the conspiracy theory that Covid is not a respiratory virus, but actually snake venom added to municipal water, and that those pushing mRNA Covid vaccines want to make you “a hybrid of Satan.”

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      3 months ago

      Sign me the fuck up. Do I get demon wings? Pitchfork? It doesn’t matter, I’m in dammit

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            3 months ago

            I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.