• Cadeillac@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Sign me the fuck up. Do I get demon wings? Pitchfork? It doesn’t matter, I’m in dammit

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          3 months ago

          I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.