Oh come on. At least use an alliteration. This is why they should hire me to write his jokes, I’d do a better job at this point (not that I’d ever take the job, I don’t work for evil). I’m pissed at this low effort work.
Take your pick:
Krazy Kamala
Kookie Kamala
Kommie Kamala
Koko Kamala
Krazy Kommie Kamala (aka KKK)
Kookie Kommie Kamala (variant of KKK)
Kookie Koko Kamala
Kamala the Communut
Example monologue: “Kookie Kamala and her Communut friends like Crazy Bernie want to destroy America with Communism.”
I can’t explain it but I think it goes again Trump’s impulses to give a woman a bird-related nickname. Still I’d love for him to call her “Cuckoo Kamala”. Plus he could do that sing-song thing that he does.
To be fair, they did that with Pelosi but, she’s off the stage now so they can call Kamala “Cackling Kamala Harris, the Wicked Witch of the West Coast.”
Though nothing can top those boomer edits of a green Pelosi as Margaret Hamilton. I don’t know what it is about that movie that causes boomers to make smug references to it but do it a lot.
I believe there’s some subtlety to it that you miss just going for alliteration like Kookie Kamala. Think about how tightly he had a chokehold on the culture with Lyin Ted, Crooked Hillary, and Sleepy Joe. None of those were alliteration. There’s an art to it that the unattuned might miss. A better one might look more like Second-Choice Kamala, Weirdo Kamala, or Strange Kamala.
Watching Trump run roughshod over Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, and ¡Jeb! was really something else. In a better world, Trump would be making a living doing crowd work in small clubs.
Oh come on. At least use an alliteration. This is why they should hire me to write his jokes, I’d do a better job at this point (not that I’d ever take the job, I don’t work for evil). I’m pissed at this low effort work.
Take your pick:
Krazy Kamala
Kookie Kamala
Kommie Kamala
Koko Kamala
Krazy Kommie Kamala (aka KKK)
Kookie Kommie Kamala (variant of KKK)
Kookie Koko Kamala
Kamala the Communut
Example monologue: “Kookie Kamala and her Communut friends like Crazy Bernie want to destroy America with Communism.”
This shit should be so easy for them to write!
I can’t explain it but I think it goes again Trump’s impulses to give a woman a bird-related nickname. Still I’d love for him to call her “Cuckoo Kamala”. Plus he could do that sing-song thing that he does.
“Cuckoo Kamala. Cuu-koo. Cuu-koo. Bad. Nobody wants her.”
Yeah that was the first one I thought of, Cacklin’ Kamala was my runner up.
See cackling is great because it tickles those vestigial “woman with power = evil witch” nodes at the back of the hog’s brain.
To be fair, they did that with Pelosi but, she’s off the stage now so they can call Kamala “Cackling Kamala Harris, the Wicked Witch of the West Coast.”
Though nothing can top those boomer edits of a green Pelosi as Margaret Hamilton. I don’t know what it is about that movie that causes boomers to make smug references to it but do it a lot.
Cacklin Kamala is already what like half the hogs I know call her, it would be so easy to just go with that one
Didn’t think of Cuckoo but, there’s another one.
“Cuckoo Kamala is a nasty bird, folks. She shits on your head just like she shit on our country.”
I believe there’s some subtlety to it that you miss just going for alliteration like Kookie Kamala. Think about how tightly he had a chokehold on the culture with Lyin Ted, Crooked Hillary, and Sleepy Joe. None of those were alliteration. There’s an art to it that the unattuned might miss. A better one might look more like Second-Choice Kamala, Weirdo Kamala, or Strange Kamala.
Watching Trump run roughshod over Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, and ¡Jeb! was really something else. In a better world, Trump would be making a living doing crowd work in small clubs.
He doesn’t want his supporters to like her.
Ultimate horseshoe theory.
Or just the simple Coconut Kamala