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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to Facepalm@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 11 months ago

How come no one wanna come to her wedding? 🫡

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How come no one wanna come to her wedding? 🫡

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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to Facepalm@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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    Automatically deleted and cut out of your life, and all I have to do is nothing? Sounds too good to be true.

    • RandomLegend [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She says they will do that, but in reality they would harrass you every couple weeks with unasked photos of what you’re missing.

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    11 months ago

    Ragebait repost as old as time.

  • bananabenana@lemmy.world
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    If no one comes then I guess they are technically eloping

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      11 months ago

      Destination elopement sounds pretty great, actually

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        If I ever get married again that’s definitely how I’m doing it.

  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    my best friend since high school told me the price I’d have to pay to go to his bachelor party in vegas–I laughed and said have fun dude. he said ok, cya afterwards

    the wedding was one of the few good ones I’ve been to, and i gave a great best man speech

    • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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      Uh, don’t know about your traditions but doesn’t the best man usually organise the bachelor party?

      • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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        lol fuck that

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          There’s a lot to say for a best man that tells you the truth instead of just feeling pressured to go along with your nonsense

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          Fair enough. Seems odd though to then complain about what the person who did your job for you chose instead.

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            it was never my job, and i wasn’t complaining

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        My buddy had his ex-gf organize and go with the bachelor party.

        Two of the other dudes repeatedly hit on her.

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    I thought a destination wedding was basically an elopement, like you are trying to really cull your guest list. Never felt bad about sending a no to those, always figured that’s what they were aiming for.

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      I know some people that went and got married in Thailand. They’re really good friends but I was not paying to go to Thailand just to watch their wedding, and then come home again, it’s not worth it. They had a much larger wedding back home for everyone else a couple of weeks later on a weekend in the local area.

      When you have a destination wedding that’s what everyone expects you to do. Inevitably a lot of people aren’t going to come because friend groups all tend to get married around the same time and if everyone wants to have a destination wedding then I’m not going to have any money left.

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    img

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Send me your money

      • OpenStars@discuss.online
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        Also a Beatles song (link goes to YouTube to listen) 😁

        img

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    invite me to the divorce party in two years

  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Yeah, I really wonder why nobody RSVP’d.

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    You really find out who your friends are when you behave like a douchenozzle

  • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    If you’re at the RSVP stage for a destination wedding, surely that would be at least 6-8 months in advance of the date…

    Why would you expect people to fill out your wedding registry by then? In my experience, folks only start paying attention in the last month before the event.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    narcissists will br narcist

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    I can’t even afford a local-ish vacation, much less an international destination wedding.

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    Besides the obvious implications… Hawaii would definitely be more expensive than Thailand unless they picked some 5 star hotel in a remote area. Even then it would probably be close. Hawaii is atrociously expensive.

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      Thailand is dirt cheap once you arrive. Hawaii, not so much.

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    I hope David reconsidered!

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      What you can’t possibly know that’s what his name is. Except it clearly begins with D has five letters in it, and ends with d

      Anyway if you really wanted to find this person you would just Google the quote and you’d come right to it so censoring is pointless.

      • netvor@lemmy.world
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        Yeah it could be Donad, Dered or Dan_d!

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    !insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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