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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.

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      Thanks mate I’m super high

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        If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.

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          And if you weren’t submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! 😀

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            Unsubscribe from death facts

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        careful, the air is thin up there

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      For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I’m not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.

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        Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7’s often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.

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          7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that’s wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that’s why German cats don’t like diving in the ocean

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            You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it’s closer/easier to reach

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      Damn that was a next level joke!

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        Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn’t really work but it’s still funny.

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